Clubhouse Legends

The annual golf trip drop

Give the group chat statistics.

Turn your golf crew into premium comic-style trading cards and personalized hats. Upload the boys, give us the dirt, then approve the damage.

Build your crew See how it works

Your crew. Your cards. Your lid. No alibis.

Clubhouse Legends hero

Scottsdale ’28

Bad Lies & Alibis

What to expect

Funny without becoming reckless.

Recognizable, collectible artwork

A consistent premium sports-card look—not a disposable gag or random caricature.

Controlled roast copy

Every printed line comes from an approved library. Private descriptions only help find the right character.

From mugshot to memorabilia

Five steps. Zero accountability.

One organizer builds the whole roster. Nobody has to chase seven friends through seven customization forms.

  1. 01

    Upload the crew

    Add four or eight golfers, a destination, a year, and one recognizable photo per liability.

  2. 02

    Give us the dirt

    Describe the slow play, suspicious handicap, breakfast balls, or equipment addiction. Your private notes are never printed.

  3. 03

    Pick the roast

    Choose from controlled, pre-approved character matches—Sassy, Roast, or After Dark. No unrestricted insults.

  4. 04

    Approve the damage

    Review premium comic artwork, four card designs per golfer, and each personalized trip hat.

  5. 05

    We print the evidence

    Cards and hats are made on demand and shipped for the trip. Separate packages are clearly tracked.

Choose your damage

One crew. Four cards each.

Foursome Drop

$179.99target price · about $45 per golfer

The complete trip identity for four friends: 16 physical trading cards, 4 personalized golf hats, shareable digital roster artwork, destination, year, and crew concept.

Build a foursome

Eightsome Drop

$329.99 target

32 cards, 8 personalized hats, digital roster artwork, and one group chat that will never recover.

Roast Packs

From $39.99

Cards and digital versions without hats. A lower-commitment way to put the crew on notice.

Launch pricing is subject to final production samples and fulfillment costs.

The annual tradition

Same boys. New damage.

Your crew stays saved. Next year, change the destination, upload fresh evidence, assign new reputations, and add the next edition to the collection.

01Cabo 2027 — International Incident Edition
02Scottsdale 2028 — Bad Lies & Alibis
03Vegas 2029 — Poor Decisions Invitational

Official roster of bad decisions

Your group chat has enough material.

Turn it into a collection before the next tee time.

Build your crew